Joke - A trip to the Sun

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon.

We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."

Joke - Exam

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.Oye, I am only following the instructions 'Answer in brief'.

Joke - Police

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force award .The judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission.He who captures an adult Lion and brings it back alive in the fastest time will be adjudged the best. First Scotland Yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an hour with a Lion all tied up.Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up lion.Lastly the sardar brigade goes in. 15 minutes , half an hour , one hour goes and no sign of our sardarjis.The judges give up and decide to search for them.They go into the forest. After some searching , they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree.The sardarjis have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting,"Bol tu sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@! You are a lion)